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document.write('<li class="rss_item"><a class="rss_item" href="http://fk.cm/5605736"  target="_blank">Attention admins, mods, and other queue-meddlers: I am a sovereign of Farkistan. Your red lights do not apply to me. You have no jurisdiction to deny this submission [Unlikely]</a>');
document.write('<br /><span class="rss_date">posted on September 08, 2010 02:50:05 am</span>');
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document.write('<li class="rss_item"><a class="rss_item" href="http://fk.cm/5606021"  target="_blank">Egyptian Presidential candidate blames rivals for hacking daughter\'s Facebook page, publishing photos of her drinking alcohol, wearing bikini. George Bush nods in sympathy [Amusing]</a>');
document.write('<br /><span class="rss_date">posted on September 08, 2010 01:50:00 am</span>');
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document.write('<li class="rss_item"><a class="rss_item" href="http://fk.cm/5605534"  target="_blank">Woman gets ultimate revenge against boss who fired her from her job: She marries him [Florida]</a>');
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document.write('<li class="rss_item"><a class="rss_item" href="http://fk.cm/5606014"  target="_blank">Two asteroids just discovered last Sunday will pass Earth inside Moon\'s orbit tomorrow. Everybody still has time to panic [Interesting]</a>');
document.write('<br /><span class="rss_date">posted on September 07, 2010 11:26:00 pm</span>');
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document.write('<li class="rss_item"><a class="rss_item" href="http://fk.cm/5605753"  target="_blank">British fail to understand the Tea Party. This is not a repeat from 1773 [Obvious]</a>');
document.write('<br /><span class="rss_date">posted on September 07, 2010 10:45:06 pm</span>');
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document.write('<li class="rss_item"><a class="rss_item" href="http://fk.cm/5605556"  target="_blank">Secret Service arrests fraud suspect, discovers $1540 tied to his scrotum with a shoelace. And how big are your balls? [Amusing]</a>');
document.write('<br /><span class="rss_date">posted on September 07, 2010 10:29:31 pm</span>');
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document.write('<li class="rss_item"><a class="rss_item" href="http://fk.cm/5605687"  target="_blank">Your study habits are wrong [Advice]</a>');
document.write('<br /><span class="rss_date">posted on September 07, 2010 10:26:59 pm</span>');
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document.write('<li class="rss_item"><a class="rss_item" href="http://fk.cm/5605717"  target="_blank">Two legs, two arms, severed torso found inside shark\'s belly. So far, no one has had the guts to claim them [Scary]</a>');
document.write('<br /><span class="rss_date">posted on September 07, 2010 10:17:03 pm</span>');
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document.write('<li class="rss_item"><a class="rss_item" href="http://fk.cm/5605897"  target="_blank">The school missing 8 year-old Kyron Horman attends is \"saving a desk for him\" in hopes he will be returned safely to those that care about him. Man, I really need to dust my apartment [Followup]</a>');
document.write('<br /><span class="rss_date">posted on September 07, 2010 10:04:31 pm</span>');
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document.write('<li class="rss_item"><a class="rss_item" href="http://fk.cm/5605599"  target="_blank">Quit even trying to blend in while on vacation - Europeans can always spot a fat, loud American [Interesting]</a>');
document.write('<br /><span class="rss_date">posted on September 07, 2010 09:29:38 pm</span>');
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